CG: LOOK HERE YOU DUMBASS.

CG: I.

CG: AM.

CG: NOT.

CG: A.

CG: DISCO GIRL.

CG: OKAY, MOVING ON.

KARKAT: ANON…

KARKAT: I’LL CONTINUE TO DREAM ABOUT IT BECAUSE, IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN…

JADE: well, sometimes when karkat is alone, he blushes by himself.

JADE: i don’t know what he is thinking about but, he never notices i am there in the same room.

JADE: so, i just let him continue his adorableness!!!

JADE: but, i still want to know what he is thinking of!!!! :(

((This is so stupid and horrible looking asdfghjkl Sorry guys! :( ))

JADE: well, i dont know much about quadrants.

JADE: so, i think karkat would answer this perfectly. :/

KARKAT: JADE AND I ARE MATESPRITS.  

KARKAT: OKAY, NEXT QUESTION… 

GG: i dont know why im so adorable but, thanks for saying that i am!!! :)

GG: wait… 

GG: did you just call karkat a sexy mama? 

GG: thats it youre-

CG: JADE, I HAVE THIS ONE IN THE BAG.

GG: are you sure?

CG: YES, I’M SURE.

CG: ARE YOU POSITIVE I AM A “SEXY MAMA” NOW?

CG: HOW ABOUT I STARE INTO YOUR SOUL SO YOU CAN FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

GG: what are you doing, i thought you said you had this in the bag! >:(

CG: I DID. NOW NO ONE WILL FIND THE URGE TO ADDRESS ME AS A “SEXY MAMA”.

CG: I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR HUMAN SHIT, FUCK OFF!

GG: i would play horror games but it so happens that every time i try, karkat is there crying about how frightening they are!

GG:  this is extremely stupid of him, because he claims he is so leader and what kind of leader is scared! 

GG: so instead, we would play something like mario kart.

GG: and i always beat him. 

GG: but a girl can always play her game later, when the troll who never sleeps finally hits the hay.

GG: or if i actually manage to stay up long enough but, thats rarely. 

GG: :)

GG: hi there tumblr! karkat and i have decided to make an ask account on here!

CG: I DIDN’T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE, I WAS FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SHIT. 

GG: no, no, no, you fackass! you thought about this and you know you did!! >:(

CG: WHATEVER, SINCE WE ARE HERE, ASK US SOMETHING AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR NATURALLY PATHETIC LIVES. 

GG: karkat dont say that to the nice people!

CG: THEY AREN’T NICE, THEY ARE SAD TO LOOK AT AND I HAVE TOLD THE OTHERS NOT TO HOST ASK ACCOUNTS,  NOW I’M A HYPOCRITE. THANKS, JADE. 

GG: youre welcome karkat, now lets cheer up an answer some questions before i fall asleep.

GG: <3

CG: FINE.

CG: …
CG: <3