CG: LOOK HERE YOU DUMBASS.
CG: DISCO GIRL.
CG: OKAY, MOVING ON.
KARKAT: I’LL CONTINUE TO DREAM ABOUT IT BECAUSE, IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN…
JADE: well, sometimes when karkat is alone, he blushes by himself.
JADE: i don’t know what he is thinking about but, he never notices i am there in the same room.
JADE: so, i just let him continue his adorableness!!!
JADE: but, i still want to know what he is thinking of!!!! :(
((This is so stupid and horrible looking asdfghjkl Sorry guys! :( ))
JADE: well, i dont know much about quadrants.
JADE: so, i think karkat would answer this perfectly. :/
KARKAT: JADE AND I ARE MATESPRITS.
KARKAT: OKAY, NEXT QUESTION…
GG: i dont know why im so adorable but, thanks for saying that i am!!! :)
GG: did you just call karkat a sexy mama?
GG: thats it youre-
CG: JADE, I HAVE THIS ONE IN THE BAG.
GG: are you sure?
CG: YES, I’M SURE.
CG: ARE YOU POSITIVE I AM A “SEXY MAMA” NOW?
CG: HOW ABOUT I STARE INTO YOUR SOUL SO YOU CAN FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
GG: what are you doing, i thought you said you had this in the bag! >:(
CG: I DID. NOW NO ONE WILL FIND THE URGE TO ADDRESS ME AS A “SEXY MAMA”.
CG: I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR HUMAN SHIT, FUCK OFF!
GG: i would play horror games but it so happens that every time i try, karkat is there crying about how frightening they are!
GG: this is extremely stupid of him, because he claims he is so leader and what kind of leader is scared!
GG: so instead, we would play something like mario kart.
GG: and i always beat him.
GG: but a girl can always play her game later, when the troll who never sleeps finally hits the hay.
GG: or if i actually manage to stay up long enough but, thats rarely.
GG: hi there tumblr! karkat and i have decided to make an ask account on here!
CG: I DIDN’T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE, I WAS FORCED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SHIT.
GG: no, no, no, you fackass! you thought about this and you know you did!! >:(
CG: WHATEVER, SINCE WE ARE HERE, ASK US SOMETHING AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR NATURALLY PATHETIC LIVES.
GG: karkat dont say that to the nice people!
CG: THEY AREN’T NICE, THEY ARE SAD TO LOOK AT AND I HAVE TOLD THE OTHERS NOT TO HOST ASK ACCOUNTS, NOW I’M A HYPOCRITE. THANKS, JADE.
GG: youre welcome karkat, now lets cheer up an answer some questions before i fall asleep.